Men’s Code

It was raining when I was travelling back from the client’s office after a whole day meeting and it still rain when i reached back home. As I was making my way to the shaded apartment, I saw this middle-aged couple where the lady was holding the umbrella for both of them.

I believe that, as men, we should be the one that always hold the umbrella for the opposite sex unless the circumstances doesn’t permit it; e.g. the girl is like super tall, or you are carrying full load of groceries, or you simply don’t have any hand.

For this scenario, there’s nothing that can stop that man from helping his wife to hold the umbrella. His wife is considerably shorter than him, so she’s actually keeping her arm real upright so that the umbrella wouldn’t block his vision or hit against his knucklehead. And because she’s shorter, she was trying to keep pace to the man-but not-man so that he wouldn’t get wet. To add RON-95 to the flames, that poop head wasn’t carrying anything  at all and he was walking with both of his hands folded behind him, as if he’s walking along in a beautiful garden during a bright sunny day.

I could still remember his smug face as I’m writing this. Most probably it’s because the whole thing caught me at the wrong timing but ohhhh, how I wish I could kick him so hard in the nuts that the sacs travel all the way to his chin, like a rooster.